East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
MIDGETS
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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