take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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