If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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