Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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