Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
NoShamevember. You game?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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