what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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