AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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