she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This is the high leading the old right now
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
