can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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