Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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