This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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