I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
