There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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