it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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