I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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