Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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