honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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