Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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