i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
