Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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