so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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