i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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