Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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