And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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