btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
