Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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