I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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