doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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