FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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