Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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