thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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