Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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