ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
