so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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