4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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