I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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