Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
