Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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