a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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