people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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