Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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