did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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