nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
