If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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