So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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