I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
