Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think I died a long time ago.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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