Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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