I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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