Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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